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At first I had hope. Call me crazy. But I did. It was as if a straight frat boy fetting out his doodle pad and drew every scene from every chat latino canada he had ever witnessed with Barbie or Disney princesses playing the leading roles, with their impossibly tiny bodies and silky, gravity-defying hair.

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The positions were all hetero-normative fantasies of lesbian sex at their worst and silly at their best. But I didn't realize how truly insane and downright impossible they were until I called on my queer friends to act them.

I mean there was no way. Arms and legs were missing. It was impossible to hold up one's own body weight, let alone the body weight of the other person in half of.

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We had to balance on our tip toes and contort our bodies in the most insane ways. And, most importantly, there was nothing arousing about any of it.

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None of the important parts christian singles ca touching any of the other important parts unless you Women look here not getting at home a thing for lymph nodes or belly buttons or belt buckles.

And you'd have to be either double-jointed or have your legs broken to make some of Wonen work. Oh, and if you can't levitate -- including levitating your hair and beaded jewelry -- you're in real trouble.

In other words, these positions are stupid. They are straight imaginations of what real women do in bed. If you're still confused, let me betting be really clear here: We have sex.

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We fuck. We use our fingers and our bodies and our mouths and our toys and we get ourselves and each other off. Just like straight people.

There's stimulation and penetration and vibration. There's licking and sucking and smacking and grabbing. There's kissing and playing and laughing and coming.

Lots and lots of coming. But there Women look here not getting at home not, I repeat, there is not anyone geting foreheads on each others' belly buttons or rubbing bottoms against anyone's sternum, not in the name of having an orgasm any way.

I will say that Cosmo has a bad habit of offering silly sex advice to straight people. Remember the donut on the penis So, it's nice to know they come by this kind of nonsense honestly. But there's an added layer when it comes to misinformation about lesbian sex.

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This kind of garbage just adds to the idea that lesbians exist for male enjoyment somehow and that we don't have "real" sex and that we're silly girls pulling each others' hair and having pillow fights.

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So in honor of that, without further ado, here are some of my queer friends performing 14 of Cosmo's Ridiculous Ode to Lesbian Sex Positions. Special thanks to my queer crew, Alley Hector et al. Tap here to turn on desktop notifications to get the news sent straight to you.

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